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$1000 for a Single Cheetos Snack

$1000 for a Single Cheetos Snack

July 17, 2006 - Denver (PRWEB)

Denver based online auto Auction Company AllCanBid.com paid over $1,000 for a single Cheeto that looked like ESPN Cold Pizza sports columnist Woody Paige.

The auction for the “CHEETO looks like Cold Pizza's Woody Paige” spent most of the week ranked at the top of eBay Pulse and ended on Sunday July 16, 2006.

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World's Largest Cheeto

World's Largest Cheeto

March 7, 2003 - CNN
It's believed to be the largest Chee-to in the world. The cheesy glob of fried cornmeal that Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans found last week in a bag of the snacks is about the size of a small lemon and weighs in at about half an ounce.

Evans, 41, a fervent user of online auctions, posted his find on eBay. He never expected the flurry of attention that followed.

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Stolen Jewelry Found in Cheetos Bag

Stolen Jewelry Found in Cheetos Bag

February 26, 2009 - AP
Bet you can't steal just one.

Three teenage boys from central New Jersey have been charged with breaking into an apartment and stealing $7,000 worth of jewelry, then hiding the loot in an empty Cheetos bag.

The bag was later found inside a swing set in a local park in Freehold.

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Can You See Cheesus?

Can You See Cheesus?

May, 19 2009 - Houston (KTRK)
A local church youth leader wants you to see a cheese curl that reminds him of Jesus.

A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.

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Worst Criminals Ever

Worst Criminals Ever

August 8, 2008
St. Paul Pioneer Press

A vending machine's glass had been broken with a chair, and most of the candy and chips were stolen, said a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court.

Police followed a trail of Cheetos from the rec center, around the side of the building and to a home in the 600 block of Rose Avenue, where a witness said she saw the suspects go, the complaint said.

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The Keyboard Stunt

The Keyboard Stunt

April 23, 2009 - Gizmodo
Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.

Because I am the token shameless jackass of the Gizmodo crew, I was the first person that came to mind when Rothman was offered a chance at the "World's Largest Cheeto." This one-of-a-kind object is more buoy than snack...

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Cheetos Bags Find New Life

Cheetos Bags Find New Life

October 24, 2009 - CNET
A New Jersey-based environmental firm has developed audio player speakers made from recycled chips and candy bar packages.

TerraCycle is using its large waste-collection program to turn Doritos and Cheetos bags, as wells as Mars candy wrappers, into funky, foldable speakers.

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The MJ Cheeto

The MJ Cheeto

July, 3 2009 - MarketWatch
Michael Jackson had barely been pronounced dead last week when the memorabilia market heated up. Copies of his best-selling album, "Thriller" -- worth $10 by most expert accounts on the morning of June 25 -- were fetching five to 15 times that much by nightfall.

A single Cheeto -- a cheese-flavored, finger-sized snack -- that purportedly resembled Jackson doing the moonwalk sold for $35.18 on eBay that night.

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Out-of-Cheetos Experience

Out-of-Cheetos Experience

April 29, 2009 - The Onion
Area stoner Clyde "Duane" Fontaine, a self-described "part-time mop guy and full-time connoisseur of el primo cheeba cheeba," had a transcendent, mind-blowing moment of insight during a mystical out-of-Cheetos experience Monday.

According to Fontaine, the experience—which reportedly took place on, around and above his living-room sofa between 9:45 and 10:30 p.m...

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Cheetos Assault

Cheetos Assault

June 27, 2009 - American Chronicle
"A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.

Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument."

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Win Cheetos Conan!

Win Cheetos Conan!

Cheetos partnered with artist Jason Baalman to create of Conan O'Brien, 5 feet by 4 feet in size and made with 2000 individual Cheetos! The art took 50 bags in three flavors of the cheese curls to create and 3 weeks to complete!

JustJared.com is running this contest exclusively, giving away this one-of-a-kind portrait to one very lucky Conan fan!

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Kung-Fu Cheetos

Kung-Fu Cheetos

April 3, 2008 - BoredBob
Some of the stuff that sells on Ebay is weird but also very entertaining. A couple of days ago a cheeto that looks like Chuck Norris sold for $16! The seller, from Twin Falls, Idaho, says in the listing that the cheeto “resembles the Texas Ranger. It has fists drawn ready for fighting. The one leg is pulled back for an awsome roundhouse kick. Cheeto Norris’ hair is amazing. This item would make any Chuck fanatic happy and be great for any collection.”

Can you see the resemblance?